Afraid of heights.
Flies anyway.
meet Freedom — america's most feared bird, and the holder of its best-kept secret: heights terrify him. every flight, white talons on the wind. he's been scared since 1782. he has never once landed because of it.
white-knuckling the branch since 1782. the branch is fine. he is not. he stays.
🦅 The Classified File
everything below is basically true. that's what makes it funny.
drafted in 1782
they made him the national symbol. nobody asked him. he was scared then too. he showed up anyway. 244 years of showing up anyway.
the scream
that majestic screech in every movie? hollywood dubs him with a red-tailed hawk — because his real scream is too honest. he's not screeching at prey. he's at 10,000 feet. he's SCREAMING.
the doctrine
courage isn't not being scared. it's being scared at 10,000 feet and staying there. red candles are just turbulence. he does not land for turbulence.
🪂 Fly With Him
hold the button to climb. he will scream. do not let that stop you. it has never stopped him.
🎖️ Courage Check
type any ticker — freedom rates its courage from up here
📊 Flight Record
244 years. zero fearless flights. zero missed ones.
🦅 Fly Scared With Him
CA drops soon. he's circling the launch. screaming. but circling.
TAKE THE BRANCH →